Please reboot the roulette wheel

A guest waved me over in Pit 4 at 1:38 a.m. and asked if we could “restart the wheel” because it was buffering between 17 and 20; dealer kept a straight face while I explained it doesn’t run on Wi‑Fi and offered him a tea instead. Anyone else had to tech-support physics mid-spin?

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I use: ‘It can’t restart the wheel — it’s gravity, not Wi‑Fi,’ then do a quick empty demo spin and point at the wheel-check log so they see we’re not hiding a setting. If they still insist, I offer a seat at another wheel and loop in the floor; got a one-liner that lands better?

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